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Waitress Punches Lindsay Lohan
July 8, 2010 by Wooden Spears
Out and about celebrating her birthday, Lindsay Lohan got a present she certainly wasn’t expecting. In Los Angeles, at trendy nightclub Voyeur while partying it (without any alcohol because of SCRAM bracelet and all) Lindsay was hanging out with Paris Hilton’s ex moocher Doug Reinhardt when all of a sudden the waitress punched her. Lindsay later wrote through Twitter: “A waitress just hit me – punched me for no reason.” And witnesses confirm Lindsay’s story – for once.
What we now know is that the waitress had some history with Doug and perhaps was jealous. Yeah, and she also sounds a bit unstable as well. A witness recalls, “The waitress has a history with Doug Reinhardt, and Lohan was hanging out with him. She was jealous, and out of nowhere, the waitress punched her in the face! Doug didn’t want any part of it and went to the other side of the booth. Lohan ran out.”
It’s a rare thing but we’re on Lindsay’s side this time.
Attorney Gloria Allred Meddles In Yet Another Spotlight Case
July 8, 2010 by Wooden Spears

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So who has she taken on as a client now? Oksana Grigoveria who is in a bitter, nasty feud with Mel Gibson. So what does Gloria have to say about what Mel’s now famous verbal attack on Oksana? “If in fact these quotes are accurate, Mr. Gibson’s statements are appalling. They exhibit the worst kind of racism and sexism. They clearly demonstrate a woman hating temperament which, in my opinion, is dangerous to women. Also his contempt for African Americans is evident. He is clearly in need of anger management and intense counseling for his hatred of racial minorities and women. I am very concerned about the risk of harm that I believe he presents to women and minorities unless he receives effective counseling.”
We certainly don’t agree with Mel if he really did say and treat Oksana so wrong, but Gloria Allred on the other hand? Ho, hum. Let’s get a new ambulance chaser.
Spain head to the Finals, after beating lack luster Germany
July 8, 2010 by Wooden Spears
Spain has advanced to the Finals of the World Cup and this is the first time they have done so. The 74th minute header by Puyol battered the German spirit who I thought lacked any kind of luster in their game. The Germans were outshone completely by La Roja who was much more skillful, attacking and demanding. They definitely outclassed, outplayed, and simply outdid the Germans fair and square!
Sometime into the game the Germans looked lost and quiet did not know what to do. Definitely the game speed was down to less than a notch, and that’s not what the Germans like. They love a fast game, with a lot of roughness. But the Spanish dribble and skillful passes seemed to have gotten the worst of them.
Germany 0-1 Spain Highlights
This will be the first time that Netherlands and Spain both meet at the finals that will be held in the Soccer Stadium. And if you seen the game between Spain and Germany you will very well agree that Joachim Lowe’s men seemed to be missing the class that Thomas Muller brings to his teams side. Probably it was the absence of Muller that led them to downcast their scintillating display of game.
The first half of the game went without any goal being scored, and the second half too started that way. Before Puyol put in that beautiful header we did really think that the game would get into extra time. But Spain was threatening throughout the game and hardly gave the Germans any chance to take the ball to their D.
Although Lowe thought he could change a few things by replacing Jerome Boateng with Jansen and Toni Kroos for Trochowshi it stood to no effect. Clearly the better team won yesterday. And Paul the Octopus who has predicted everything about Germany’s game, was right again yesterday.
Paris Hilton Detained in South Africa For Pot Possession
July 8, 2010 by Wooden Spears
Paris Hilton needs to find some new friends, at least some with a brain and some senses. Although Paris was cleared of any wrong doing, she and her group of nothing better to do than follow her around buddies were detained in South Africa recently for possession of marijuana. This occurred after Paris and her entourage were leaving a World Cup game and police decided to ask questions. The group was taken down to the police station and grilled.
Shortly before this happened Paris was twittering that she “Had so much fun at the game today.” She also wrote “What a match! I love South Africa!”, “It’s so beautiful here. I can’t wait to go on the Safari this week and see all the amazing animals”.
Like we mentioned earlier, time to drop some friends Paris. Seriously how can anyone be in a foreign country and risk violating laws there. Jails and courts aren’t like here where they basically slap you with a silk belt for some crimes. They’re actually harsh in other countries.
Dutch Ensure that World Cup Final Will be All European
July 7, 2010 by Wooden Spears
This world cup has seen its share of ups and down and surprises in the world of football, but we doubt anyone could have guessed this would be world cup to be dominated by the Dutch team. The last time the Dutch actually managed to make it all the way to finals was in 1978, a long time to keep cheering the orange team from the land of dykes.
However, in spite of the long odds, the Dutch will face an as yet undetermined opponent (either Germany or Spain) on Saturday to be crowned the king of the World Cup 2010. This after they soundly defeated the Uruguyan team in a 3-2 victory last night.
The heroism was all Dutch when Wesley Sneijder pulled of a goal in the 70th minute, battling against Uruguayan players who were blocking his path the entire way. This was quickly followed by the third and final goal of the evening for the Dutch team, scored Dirk Kuyt in the 73rd minute.
The two goals combined led to the team from Uruguay being thrown off balance for the remainder of the game and being unable to take back the tournament. They will now face off against the loser of Wednesday’s game for the title of third place in the World Cup 2010.
The Uruguayans, for their part certainly put up a fierce fight. They had lost several of their star players, Jorge Fucile and Luis Suarez however, in spite of this, they did put on a ferocious display which led to them making it this far and almost to the finals.
However, in the end, there would be no salvation from Suarez and ultimately, the players who were left on the field Tuesday night simply didn’t have it in them. This despite scoring an extra goal to keep the game close at 3-2 late in the game.
What is so ironic about the whole experience for the Dutch team is that, like the Spanish team, favored to win against Germany tonight, they have never once won a world cup final. However if the Spanish manage to pull it off as well, we’ll have not only a very European World Cup Final, but also one team going home with a title they never held before.
Of course, while the Spanish team this year has been compared to Brazil and was expected to go as far as they have, the Dutch team, while strong was not quite in the same league and is a bit of a surprise albeit not a shocker given their strong performance in the qualifiers.
What’s Up With Kristen Stewart’s Mental Hiccups?
July 7, 2010 by Wooden Spears
After saying that she felt “raped” by fame and paparazzi recently, we thought perhaps Kristen Stewart would think a little more opening her mouth. Well, we were wrong. She’s done it again. What’s up with her? Recently Kristen has had to unfortunately endure a lot of famous red carpet events to attend the many premieres of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, and she, once again, doesn’t seem too happy with it.
In an interview with a British magazine she was asked about her stoic face all the time during these premieres. Kristin said she sometimes has to “keep myself from crying.” When asked why Kristin answered “I don’t feel very comfortable on the red carpet. I look out there at a thousand people and I realize they could rush me and assassinate me. No security could protect me. Ostensibly they’re fans, but I think about them turning on me.”
Cue the crazy music theme here.
IRS Makes Method Man Pay Up
July 7, 2010 by Wooden Spears
Well, here’s another celebrity with tax trouble. Music artist Method Man has pled guilty in a Staten Island Criminal Court to tax evasion charges. As a result he’s had to pay over $106,000 in restitution to the Internal Revenue Service. This all stemmed from the fact that he didn’t file income taxes from 2004 to 2007. So what was Method Man’s excuse? His lawyer said, “He’s a busy guy and he had people who he thought were handling his business and they weren’t. He’s a good man. He made a mistake and he took care of it.” Man, lawyers are a piece of work sometimes aren’t they? Get real Mr. Lawyer. How can anyone not realize they hadn’t signed a tax return for 2004, 2005, 2006 and 2007? That’s four tax returns. Seriously that’s a dumb excuse. And the truth is he can’t be that busy because he’s only paying $106,000 in taxes for all that time. Sounds like Method Man better start watching his pennies and start clipping coupons because his income doesn’t seem to high.
Gordon Ramsay Loses His Business
July 7, 2010 by Wooden Spears
The celebrity chef many people love to hate, Gordon Ramsay, is once again in financial trouble. Sure, he and his reps may say it’s all for the good, or it’s a planned business move, the fact is that one of Gordon’s pubs in England is closing down due to bankruptcy. A rep for Gordon made the following statement: “The Devonshire pub has not been meeting our expectations for a while and we have taken the decision to close it while we consider future plans.”
Perhaps celebrities should really begin to admit they’re not that good at business and just stay the celebrities they are and manage that. Gordon’s business moves the many celebrity businesses we have written about that close due to financial mishandling.
Will Klose make it or is it Villa’s Day!
July 7, 2010 by Wooden Spears
It will be a close match against two of the Worlds best strikers, Klose and Villa when they head on to the semi finals. Spain the European champions will be meeting three time winners Germany and it will be like watching the finals.
In the other game, Netherlands have already scored their place in the finals after they beat Uruguay with a 5 goal stunner. Surely it also stunned the Uruguayan’s who were hoping to move on to the finals.. German coach Joachim Lowe said, “It’s difficult to compare them but both have shown great finishing qualities.”
Fernando Torres the striker who is considered to be Villa’s partner is out of form and will most probably be left out in today’s game. In the German side, Thomas Mueller was suspended. With their respective star players out of the game, the onus of scoring goals for the Germans falls heavily on Klose and on the Spanish side it is Villa.
Quarter-finals Highlights: Argentina 0-4 Germany
Villa has been in perfect form and he has scored around 5 goals already for his team out of the total 6. Infact this 28 year old player is only a goal less from balancing the act with team player Raul Gonzalez who has a record score of 44 goals to his credit. If Villa manages to strike today, it will be a great way to cement his superbness for his country.
Klose on the other had although is a scoring machine for Germany has only scored less than a third of the 13 total goals that the team has scored. Germany managed to get this high goal output because of their 4-0 win against Australia, 4-1 against England and the 4-0 dramatic win against favorites Argentina.
The Germans as a team looks to be the most complete side as compared to the rest, and with these young and fresh faces as compared to the European tournament, they are sure to harbor fresh angst which seems to have worked for them.
Quarter-finals Highlights: Paraguay 0-1 Spain
The Spanish might find it easy against the Germans since they have already defeated them 1-0 in the 2009 European Tournament. However although the Spanish side remains the same, the Germans have a completely different team, and this could keep the Spanish on their feet. It will be a difficult game, and we only hope that the better and the stronger side wins skillfully.
To sum up the second of the semi finals, according to Villa, “There are no favorites. A favorite is the one who ends the game as the winner….. (Germany) is probably the team in the best form at this World Cup, but it’s a game of 90 minutes between two great teams and anything can happen.”
Well said Villa…. Our Thoughts are the same!!!
Jessica Alba Tells Chinese Woman Not to Get Surgery to Look Like Her
July 6, 2010 by Wooden Spears
Wow. Some people are just plain crazy. Let’s take this woman from China named Xioqing, for example. She decided to have her face altered completely through plastic surgery to make her look like Jessica Alba all because she was so devastated after her break up with her boyfriend who held Jessica Alba as his favorite actress. That’s some serious devotion to try to get a boyfriend back.
The story got to Jessica’s ears, who then made the following statement to try to stop Xioqing: “I think you should never have to change yourself like that. If somebody loves you, they’ll love you no matter what.” And this was enough for Xioqing to change her mind. In an interview Xioqing said, “I think it’s great that Jessica is so concerned about me. Her words also played an important role in my decision.”
Sounds like Xioqing needs some mental therapy.


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