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Matthew McConaughey’s Baby Mama’s Mama Drama

We bet Matthew McConaughey didn’t expect this. He’s had two babies with his baby mama Camila Alves. That’s all nice and good, but the baby mama drama is being created by the baby mama’s mama. Camila’s mom is insisting her daughter work out a “financial arrangement” with the actor even though the couple is not married.

A source close to the couple said, “Camila’s mother is very traditional, and she’s worried that since they are not married, Matthew could leave her daughter high and dry with two kids if he falls out of love with her. She’s been telling Cam that she needs to force Matthew into a financial agreement, but when Cam brought it up, Matthew exploded. He said, ‘I’ll always take care of our babies – and you!’”

Camila’s mom sounds like a money hungry gold digger. Isn’t a normal financial arrangement when you have kids and don’t live with the baby mama called “child support”? So get with it Camila’s mom.

Kirstie Alley vs. Joy Behar

Kirstie Alley’s fat belly is about to get a matching fat lip to go with it.

Maybe her fat is going to her head because she starting to talk all crazy like. Just recently we posted info about her writing incoherent threats on her twitter page. Now she’s bad mouthing Joy Behar. Apparently Kirstie got all bent out of shape about Joy’s coverage of some Tiger Woods talk on Joy’s show on CNN’s Headline News.

Kirstie wrote: “And WHY has Joy Behar turned into such a self righteous c- – - head? OOOOooo that’s right . . . FOREVER!” And, “CHEATING is between a husband and wife. Not TMZ and Joy Bewhore . . . God, I want to bash her in the vagina with her microphone.”

But of course Joy had a response. She wrote on her Twitter, “Kirstie Alley calls me Joy Bewhore. Compliments, Compliments!”

Ha, ha.

More Rumors That Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Are on the Outs

When the rumors start circulating a lot, there’s usually truth to it. Remember the last couple that denied anything was wrong, Madonna and Guy Ritche? Oh, yeah they went around the world saying they loved each other, holding hands, saying the divorce rumors weren’t true, and then bam, a statement was released of their separation and pending divorce.

Well, this seems to be the pattern here for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Us Weekly magazine, among other rags, are saying the couple’s happy relationship is not going to last much longer. According to reports, aside from many differences that are occurring between them, Angelina seems to feel she’s shouldering the parental burden of the children. Yeah, but in fairness Angelina, you became a self contained orphanage before Brad. A source says, “Angie felt like Brad wasn’t pulling his weight”

Another source says, “[She’s] exhausted and has been overwhelmed. She has nannies, but she wants to do it herself. Her kids are all in different stages now, running around, needing attention.”

And she seems to be treating Brad like a nagging wife. “She’ll yell at him when he makes the eggs too runny or burns something,” says another source.
Hey Brad, time to ditch this b***!

Tila Tequila Makes Our Moron List

Tila Tequila is one dumb ass and the more she speaks the dumber we realize she is. Aside from all that ruckus she created about her girlfriend, Casey Johnson, that just died and the ridiculous charges she filed against her ex boyfriend (and didn’t show up to court to back them up), now she’s trying to get attention by claiming she’s pregnant.

If she isn’t pregnant, we won’t be surprised. If she is, then we feel bad for the kid. Having a moron like Tila Tequila as a mother figure is sure to twist any child’s mind. Crazy said, “I’m gonna miss u guys! But I have to be a Mommy now so I retire from Hollywood!” Crazy also posted one of her sonogram pictures online. Well, at least she claims it’s hers. We can expect any act of dementia from this piece of fine human species.

Tila went on talking about how she and Casey wanted a child. “We talked about one of us getting pregnant so we can have another baby of our own. We talked about this for a very long time, and we both agreed that I would be the one carrying the baby. We were so excited to be mothers and she was so excited to help me through the pregnancy. I will never forget her telling me ‘You are going to be the cutest pregnant girl in the whole world in your pink Teletubby pajamas! I love you so much!’”
Whatever Tila. You’re a media ho.

Natalie Portman, Home Wrecker?

Natalie Portman may be a lot of things, but a home wrecker? That’s kind of what Natalie is being labeled as because of her recent actions. Apparently she had been keeping a romance with some New York City Ballet dancer a secret. The reason? The dude has a live in girlfriend who he dumped for Natalie.

“The real reason she was quiet about things is that Ben had a live-in girlfriend of three years when they met. She was a ballerina at the American Ballet Theater. She had been talking about marrying him and was blindsided by the split. She moved out right after New Year’s Eve.”

We tend to believe these reports. Natalie usually doesn’t get bad press like this and her team is not doing anything to negate what’s being said.

Kim Kardashian Gets Fat

Oh sure, it’s probably an exaggeration that Kim Kardashian got fat, but honestly with an ass like the one she has, we give her five years before it starts looking like a house. She seems to have the body type that can blow up like the Goodyear blimp if she doesn’t watch it.

Kim confesses she recently ate like a slob while visiting Reggie Bush, her boyfriend, in New Orleans. Kim wrote on her Twitter account, “OK I have a photo shoot in 2 days and it’s not funny how many beignets I have eaten, this is not ok. About 2 hit the gym right now.”

We think you shouldn’t ever stop hitting the gym Kimmy. But we still love you anyway.

Some Loser Files Suit Against Playboy

Some dope by the name of Ryan Murphy is filing a ridiculous lawsuit against the Playboy mansion. In 2008 this loser got invited to a Playboy mansion Super Bowl party, where according to his lawsuit, guests were “permitted to consume an endless amount of alcohol without restriction.” While we don’t see anything wrong with that yet, gold digging Murphy continues by saying that everything went wrong once the courtesy shuttle took him back to the garage where guests had parked their cars. At the garage, Murphy claims, “intoxicated individuals … became impatient and unruly”. Eventually, Murphy claims, some people began throwing beer bottles at his car then dragged him out of it then “savagely beat him.” Murphy claims they knocked his ass unconscious and that he sustained “several severe and debilitating injuries”. He also claims that Playboy knew that “incidents like these were likely to occur” but that they didn’t do anything to prevent it. How exactly does did Playboy know what some losers would do with beer bottles? And how did they get beer bottles to the garage? Surely it wasn’t on the Playboy shuttle. Sounds like some dumb ass gold digger making ridiculous claims through some third class ambulance chasing lawyer.

‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Takes Pay Offer

While Mike “The Situation”, Snooki and Pauly D were thinking they were movie stars and refused to take MTV’s offer of $10,000 per episode, their cast mates were selling them down the river and taking the offers. Ronnie and J-Woww were the first to say yes. Vinnie followed. And it must have been the fact that MTV began showing pictured of potential replacements that started to bring the swelling of “The Situation”, Snooki and Pauly D’s heads because soon after realizing their representatives were steering them down the wrong path and they could be out of jobs and dirt poor again, they took MTVs offer.

Kids, let us remind you: we like you and all, but you’re only reality stars, witch not much talent beyond that. Take the effen money, give us a good show, and move on. If you’re thinking you can milk producers and MTV for more money you will prove yourselves to be mistaken. The “Jersey Shore” fad will be over in a couple of years and we’ll see you next in a “Whatever Happened To…” special on E!

R. Kelly Sues Michael Jackson’s Estate

Yeah, thanks R. Kelly.

R. Kelly, or his representatives rather because we don’t think he has the brains to figure it out for himself, filed a creditor’s claim against the Michael Jackson Estate. According to R., one of his songs, “Ignition”, was used in the television show “Michael Jackson’s Private Home Movies” and Michael Jackson never paid for it. So now his record label, Universal Music Publishing Group, which in reality owns the rights to the song, would like Michael’s Estate to pay $3,000 for that use.

Someone like R. Kelly should be thankful that his song was used by Michael Jackson in the first place. But it kid of sucks that he had to file a creditor’s claim for this. What’s up R.? Hard up for money? Having more legal battles we don’t know about yet coming your way?

Steven Tyler Goes Nuts at a Home Depot

Maybe it’s just the fact that he’s getting old and all those years of drug use pickled his brain, or maybe he was just having fun. Either way Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler gave the Home Depot crowd in Rancho Mirage, California a heck of a surprise. And now it wasn’t a sale on gardening tools.

Steven put on an impromptu concert through the store’s speakers and pleasantly surprised the store’s customers by singing two of his hits “Dude Looks Like a lady”, and “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” acapella. But then it got weird when he started inhaling helium from some balloons in the store and continued singing like a chipmunk.

What are we to make of all of this?