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Elin to Move Back With Tiger Woods
March 9, 2010 by Wooden Spears
It’s kind of amazing what money can do to principles. In the case of Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods principles seem to be flying out the window, and this time from Elin’s side.
After the entire world discovering that Tiger Woods cheated on his wife more than a dozen women, it seems, Elin had packed up her shiz and left the house. A seeming divorce was looming. Elin made moves that made us all think she was going to leave this philandering golfer and take half his belongings and half of all his cash. But could it be that money has motivated Elin to bring a stereotypical “stand by your man” attitude in her decision to move back in with Tiger? Sources are saying that Elin has had a change of mind and will be moving back in with Tiger. Of course, she’ll argue it’s for the children’s sake, but really Elin, have you no pride or sense of self worth? Being cheated on once and taking someone back, okay we buy it. Twice? Iit’s becoming a stretch. Being cheated on, Lord knows how many times, with more than a dozen women and then taking a man back screams stupidity or gold digging.
Have some pride Elin.
Sarah Palin to do a Reality Show?
March 9, 2010 by Wooden Spears
Well we all know that reality television shows sink to low denominators in order to bring in some ratings, but this time the little respect we had for the reality show genre is about to be tested and may wind up going out the window if genius Sarah Palin does get her own reality show as is rumored.
Supposedly the high IQ ex-governor of Alaska has been meeting with Mark Burnett, famed reality television show producer, and talking to him about a “planet earth type” reality show she would like to star in. If this isn’t the biggest oxymoron, then we don’t know what is. Sarah Palin and planet earth? Isn’t this the genius hillbilly that shoots moose for fun?
And after meeting with Burnett, she also met with Fox and CBS. We just hope these network executives are just going through the motions of hearing her out and then allowing whatever she says to go out the other ear.
The Queen Offers Jada Pinkett-Smith a Shoulder to Cry On
March 9, 2010 by Wooden Spears
A good Queen is always there for her peeps. And Queen Latifah is no exception.
Jada Pinkett-Smith considers Queen Latifah a very good friend of hers. The two women attended a recent event called the “Power Award” at the third annual Essence Black Women in Hollywood luncheon. Jada was being honored and as she was receiving her award and making her speech she became chocked up over the recent death of her father who suffered a heart attack. “My father died last week, and I’m flying tomorrow to bury him,” said Jada. “But I wanted to come because when those types of losses happen a lot of things get illuminated and your priorities fall in line.”
Through teary eyes Jada also said, “When I think about Latifah I think about a woman who makes me feel loved. She can sit in the throne of my soul and just be there with me. She makes me laugh.” Soon Jada became too chocked up to even finish her speech and found herself standing by herself on stage with everyone’s eyes on her until her good friend Queen Latifah came up and just stood beside her. Jada continued by saying, “This is what I’m talking about. I don’t see her a lot, but she’s my girl.”
Sometimes being a good friend is just standing by showing support. Nice move Queen Latifah.
Sean Penn Pissed Off at Haiti Relief Efforts Critics
March 9, 2010 by Wooden Spears
Sean Penn has every right to be pissed off at cynics who are criticizing his recent aid efforts to Haiti. After the earthquake Sean took eleven doctors to Haiti and helped establish a private Haitian relief organization. The key word to all the cynic critics here is “private”. He didn’t do it like that dumb ass Michael Lohan who bragged about going but is still waiting “until it is safer” to go. But the critics have such a ridiculous argument against Sean that it’s ridiculous. They say people like Sean complain about injustice to people only to return to their lavish lifestyles. WTF? What do you expect moron critics? If he worked his ass off to get where he is and lives a nice style, let him. At least he went and donated time and money, you didn’t. Weak argument.
When asked about this criticism a pissed off Sean said, “I guess I’ve been so away from it all– and our tent camp in Haiti that I haven’t had an awful lot of time to pay attention to them,” he says. “You know, do I hope that those people die screaming of rectal cancer? Yeah. You know, but I’m not going to spend a lot of energy on it.”
Sounds like these critics are just jealous haters.
MTV and ‘Jersey Shore’ Being Sued
March 9, 2010 by Wooden Spears
We expect this to be a costly fight for the ones suing, but it sure is an attention grabber. Remember the fight Ronnie and Sammi from MTV’s “Jersey Shore” were involved in? You know, the one where Ronnie knocked a guy out on the boardwalk? Well, the dude who got slammed, Joshua Thomas, and his girlfriend, Kristin Perrenod filed a lawsuit against the show’s producers and MTV alleging that the reality show’s producers edited the scenes to “cover up” the truth and make their storylines better. They also claim they have the footage to prove it. Okay, first of all why is this girl Kristin suing? We hardly even saw her. So good luck proving damage to you chick.
Second, how the hell do they have footage? In any case, their fame seeking lawyers say the footage was edited “in a manner that was completely inconsistent with what really took place.” According to the suing couple Ronnie and Sammi were antagonizing them and throwing out homophobic words and insults at them. Their lawyers also claim they signed the release forms when they were “clearly intoxicated” so it shouldn’t be a valid release agreement.
Okay, you were too intoxicated to have made the proper decision in signing the agreement but not too intoxicated to remember what really happened? Yeah right fame seekers.
A Man In China Sues James Cameron For ‘Avatar’ Copyright Infringement
March 8, 2010 by Wooden Spears
Well, this lawsuit may have some merit, but it sure is going to be tough for the guy to win considering he’s all the way over in China.
According to a guy named Zhou Shaomou, he wrote a story like “Avatar” back in 1997. His novel is called “Tale of the Blue Crows” and now he wants James Cameron to pay him a hell of a lot of money.
Zhou tells us that “Avatar” is 80% similar to his novel. “It tells the story of an epic journey taken by six astronauts to a distant planet which is home to a race of blue-skinned beings. I wrote in my novel that their space journey took them six years but in Cameron’s movie the journey takes them five years, nine months and 22 days. I was shocked when I first saw that. It is too close’ says Zhou.
Well, we do have to agree that this is very similar. But what to do? We’re sure others are going to come out and say similar things. Zhou wants $145 million for copyright infringement. Damn. Good luck Zhou. You’re going to be fighting a huge machine. Take the settlement and keep quiet. We’re sure the settlement will be a lot of money anyway.
Nicole Kidman Replaced by Selena Gomez
March 8, 2010 by Wooden Spears
Ouch, this must have hit hard below the belt. Poor Nicole Kidman. For her role in the about to be produced film “Monte Carlo” she’s been replaced, not by another forty or fifty something actress, but by a teenager named Selena Gomez in a bizarre re-casting. The producers apparently decided old lady Kidman was too old for the demographic they’re going after so they dumped her and put Selena in her place.
The movie is based on a book called Headhunters which is about four women from New Jersey who go to Monaco and pose as wealthy heiresses. The movie version will switch the adult women to a group of high school and college girls making that claim. Actually, we think a group of women may have been better, but who knows how these young ones will pull it off. Let’s
Harrison Ford Up For Another ‘Indiana Jones’?
March 8, 2010 by Wooden Spears
All right. We love Indiana Jones and all, but one more with Harrison Ford is questionable. Yeah, the dude is Indi, but he is getting up there in year. However, Harrison, Steven Spielberg and George Lucas don’t think so. They revealed they have created the outline for the next Indiana Jones film and it will be a follow-up to “Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”.
Harrison said, “Steven [Spielberg] and George [Lucas] and I are sort of agreed on a germ of an idea and we’re seeing what comes of it. The process works like this. We come to some basic agreement and then George goes away for a long time and works on it. Then Steven and I get it in some form, some embryonic form. Then if we like it we start working with George on it and at some point down the line it’s ready and we do it.”
Well, we hope they come up with something good.
Jon Gosselin Gets Low Ball Offer From Playgirl Magazine
March 8, 2010 by Wooden Spears
Ha, ha, por Jon Gosselin. Even Playgirl Magazine is making fun of him.
We all know Jon is broke and getting broker. We also know he’s still seeking the limelight but is probably not going to get it anymore. We also know, according to Kate and his last girlfriend Hailey that Jon has a teeny, weeny small member between his legs.
So Playgirl Magazine offered to rescue him from some of his financial burden by potentially making him an offer. A representative from the magazine admitted that if they were to do a photo shoot with Jon it would be “more of a novelty than an actual sexy shoot.” Ouch.
But the rep went further by saying of a potential photo spread of Jon Gosselin in all his naked glory, “We discussed it, and we’d offer him only $20,000. His star is extinguishing, and he’s not very [well endowed].”
Too bad Jon. Maybe you’re starting to get convinced no one likes you? Go back to your computer programming already.
Dr. Drew’s Stalker Arrested
March 8, 2010 by Wooden Spears
One of the bad things about being a celebrity is dealing with idiot, crazy morons like the one stalking Dr. Drew Pinsky. The crazy idiot stalker had been threatening Dr. Drew over the web and it all started because the insane dumbass thinks that Dr. Drew has placed a tracking device in his penis.
The worst part is that crazy decided to threaten Dr. Drew’s kids as well and he said he would force his wife to eat them. What a crazy f***k! Lock his ass up forever. We don’t need him around. The moron was arrested recently in Woodland Hills near where Dr. Drew lives. He was charged with felony stalking and was held on $150,000 bail.
So what happens once he makes bail? That idiot sounds like he could do anything! Scary shiz. Good luck Dr. Drew.




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