Nicky Hilton’s Hero? Her Gardener

December 26, 2009 by Wooden Spears

We bet Nicky Hilton doesn’t really care how loud the gardeners play their music nowadays. Nicky is labeling her gardener as her hero. As you may remember Nicky recently had her home burglarized. In this home robbery the burglars made off with Nicky’s laptop and a collection of crystal. But according to bug sis Paris, it could have been worse if it weren’t for the gardener. Paris says,”Thank God the gardener actually saw someone in the house and scared them away. They broke the window. We couldn’t find the cats; we thought the cats escaped through the window, but they were hiding under a bed, thank God. It was scary.”

Nicky Hilton Well Nicki and Paris. We hope you remember it’s Christmas season and that we’re all short on cash..we;;, except you too. And that a nice gesture for saving you money from a robbery would be to give your gardener a nice bonus in cold hard cash. No Tiffany gifts. We‘re sure he’d rather prefer the cold, hard green paperbacks that fit snuggly in a wallet.