Kevin Federline Says Britney Spears Made Him Fat

Fat Kevin Federline is excusing his fatness by placing the blame on his ex wife Britney Spears. “Everybody knows what happened with me and Brit,” Kevin told Access Hollywood in a recent interview. “I’m not going to say that’s the total cause of it but, I mean, just not being happy with myself was probably the main part of my depression.”

Kevin continued, “Once you get depressed, you don’t really feel like doing anything. You’re kind of discouraged about yourself and then the weight gain too, or that makes me more depressed… I mean, it’s a combination of all of those things.”

Kevin will be staring and chronicling his try at losing weight on VH1’s “Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp”
Let’s see how he does afterwards.

Oh, Oh. Is Britney Spears In Psycho Trouble Again?

Oh come on Britney Spears, you we’re doing so well. We were all rooting for your mental recovery.
Unfortunately we hear that Britney’s dad, Jamie Spears, is warning that he’s going to have her committed to a mental institution if she continues her unstable behavior. According to reports Britney has been having tantrums and even pulling her hair out and she even recently threatened to kill herself while arguing with her dad. “Her dad’s reaction was clear – keep it up and she’ll end up back in a mental ward,” says s family source.

Apparently Britney has been depressed since finding out her father is not willing to break his conservatorship over her. The family source continued by saying, “Britney had her hopes up because her dad told her if she was good and did an Australian concert tour, which ended on Nov. 29, he would free her before Christmas. But when the court extended the conservatorship before Christmas, it shattered Britney. She was thrown for a loop. Britney felt betrayed by her father. At first Jamie kept his distance… But her anger boiled over, and they had a huge fight”.

“Britney had several meltdowns where she literally pulled out her hair, cut her hair and then called someone to put more hair extensions in only to pull or cut it all out again, “ said the source.
Britney was so pissed off she went and checked herself in to the Mondrian Hotel for a week

Does Britney Spears Have a Cheating Boyfriend?

Aww. Poor Britney Spears. It looks like she may be having trouble in the romance department. She has been dating some dude named Jason Trawick who is also her agent. But recently people saw Jason leaving some bar called The Roger Room with some hot babe. The person who saw them leave says that the girl was “a stunning girl who looked like Britney did five years ago.”He had his arms around her and they looked extremely comfortable in each other’s company.”

Come on dude, don’t cheat on Britney. She needs some stability in her life after going through the hell she went through. She just made it out of that hell of a life she had with her ex manager and was just starting to do well again. But then again, if that new chick was hot, then we don’t have much of a defense.

Good luck to you both.

Did Britney Spears Have An Abortion?

Okay, we don’t know how true this is, but the National Enquirer is reporting that Britney Spears had an abortion a while back.

It seems that back when Kevin Federline was a little more in the picture, Britney and K-fed hooked up during the holidays two years ago. Back then some horizontal mambo was involved and a baby was conceived. According to sources Britney then fold Kevin about this and he promptly denied the allegation and accused her of being a hoey floozy and sleeping around. Then, a very sad Britney decided to have an abortion.
Sources close to Britney say that each Holiday season is tough for her because she remembers the incident. “I killed my baby!” she reportedly said during a recent emotional meltdown. And another source says of Britney, “Britney fights depression every Christmas season, but this Christmas been one of the worst for her,.“

Well, we do know one thing: overall she’s improved her life.

Britney Spears’ Conservatorship Extended

We can’t say that Britney Spears having her conservatorship extended isn’t a good idea. In fact, we agree.
Long gone are the days when Britney would cause a raucous by going to the corner store and behaving like an idiot, shaving her head, and getting herself committed to mental institutions.

Under the watchful eye of her father, Jaime Speers, Britney’s life is back on track on a personal and professional level. Gone are the two idiot users and enablers Adan Ghalib and Sam Lutfi who also have restraining orders against them. So why wouldn’t a judge agree to extend the conservatorship since it’s all going well.

And for Jaime, the dad and Andrew Wallet, the co-conservator, they’re doing well under this conservatorship plan as well. Jaime will continue getting $17 thousand a month for his services and Andrew will get a payment of $174 thousand for his services as co-conservator from July to November 2009. The judge is also allowing a $300 thousand payment to pay some attorney’s fees.
Just keep getting better Britney.

Britney Who??

Britney Spears is still a household name, but only when telling jokes!! I don’t think I have heard a positive thing about her since she gave birth to her second son and even that was not too positive considering her situation. How in the hay did a huge icon like Britney Spears allow a wannabe player ruin her life and career?? She went from “OOPS I did it again” to OOPS I fell off again!!! Kev screwed her in more ways than one and now she puts out songs we don’t even know she is singing and she is at 0% on the celebrity radar. What a mistake she made in her life, she could have really been something and now she is a regular Jane Who.

Will Britney Spears Be Free Soon?

Looks like crazy Britney Spears is starting to get better. We hope so.

Her dad and her legal team are seriously looking at ending the conservatorship they have over her. In case you didn’t know, there are two conservatorships in place. One watches over her and another watches over her business and finances. In any case all the lawyers and other people involved, like her dad Jamie and her doctors, are looking at her progress positively. Although ending her conservatorships is nowhere near a reality yet, the good news is that there is progress. However, her dad still remains fearful that the scumbag Sam Lutfi, who currently has a restraining order against him coming near Britney, may somehow force himself back into her life. For such a crazy move Britney’s dad had to make he sure did a great job with getting her back on track. If only that loser Michael Lohan could take lessons from him. Jamie just keeps to himself, never talks to the media and has catapulted his daughter back into stardom.

Britney Spears’ Ex, Adnan Ghalib, Going To Jail

It looks like loser Adnan Ghalib, the one type money sucking boyfriend to Britney Spears, id going to jail. But not for long! Damn! A judge gave him only forty five days for his attempt to run over a legal process server. Lunatic Ghalib pleaded “no contest” on the charge that he left the scene after hitting the process server with his car. At least the judge also gave him probation for thirty six months and he also got some community service work.

Let’s hope he screws up during his probation so that maybe he can get thrown into the slammer for a longer while. Guys like these belong behind iron bars for good.

At least he’s still ordered to stay away from Britney.

Britney Spears Has Trouble Down Under…Way Down Under

Oh. Oh. Trouble for Britney Spears down under…and we don’t mean her vagina. We mean Australia.

It turns out that the Australian government is really pissed off that Britney Spears and other artist are going over to Aussie territory and performing a lip-sync show. And what really has the government officials ticked off is the fact that the ticket prices are incredibly high.

Virginia Judge is the Fair Trading Minister and also the Minister Assisting the Premier on the Arts is the person heading up this cause. She said, “Let’s be clear – live means live. If you are spending up to $200 I think you deserve better than a film clip. The NSW Government would be happy to look at options, such as a disclaimer on a ticket which would warn consumers a performance is pre-recorded.”

The local promoter, Steve Dixon, defended Britney’s lip-synching by saying, “This is a pop spectacular, this is a showband show. You come for the experience. There is a lot to see about this show, there’s nothing like this in the world. Britney Spears will entertain you, that’s what people come for. We absolutely give them a show.”

We understand both sides. On the one hand neither Britney nor any other artist can really sing while doing all that dancing and running around. But on the other hand it would be nice to not hear the same tunes you have on your iPod.

It Costs Britney Millions To Be Sane

Man, it’s crazy being Britney Spears.

Once upon a time she was involved with some whackos named Adnan Ghalib (who was her “boyfriend”), Sam Lutfi (who was her “manager”), and John Eardley (who was an attorney acting in “her best interest”). Well Poppa Spears managed to get inside Britney’s circle, throw the three stooges out and reclaim his daughter’s sanity and her wealth. Recently, we learned, both Adnan and Sam still have restraining orders to stay away from Britney.

But did you ever wonder how much all this keeping her safe and sane costs? It turns out that it cost her approximately $280 thousand to keep the three stooges away from her and court documents also show that within the last seven months Britney has spent approximately $1.3 million in legal costs for her conservatorship, which is what her dad is using to maintain her safe and sane. Well, whatever it is that it costs she seems happy and sane nowadays.